GOOD GENES

Tonight, Rob Lowe is the featured star on a Geneology show I like to watch.
Rob Lowe has not aged, one single bit, since his days in the 80's on the cover of Tiger Beat.
The show is taking Rob back to find information on his 5 X's Great Grandfather.
I hope they produce an image of this man, a painting or something....I'll bet he was an ageless hunk during the Revolutionary War.

NOW DICK CLARK

Dick Clark died early Wednesday in a Los Angeles hospital of a heart attack.
He was 82.
REALLY SAD NEWS.

I HEART LOURDES LEON

Hypocrite extraordinaire Madonn-UGH is having a turd that her 15 year old daughter Lourdes was caught smoking the other day.

I don't think Miss Lola gives a rat's ass what her mother thinks and maybe Lola is antagonising her.
Forget the cigarettes, when is Maggot Ciccone going to notice that her daughter has shaved her head
"A La 80's Cyndi Lauper" :)
 

SCANK SPICE OR METH SPICE

Lindsay Lohan, the girl of a zillion other problems, suffers from a chronic case of identity crisis.
Here attending the Coachella Music Festival she looks like either Scank Spice or Meth Spice or even Scanky- Meth Spice....

OUR MOVIE

I was talking to Parker the other day and brought up the subject of a Hollywood movie about us.
What actresses would we chose to play us on the big screen?
To represent me, it's was an easy answer - Drew Barrymore.

It's not because she is a favourite actress of mine and no, we do not look a like.
The reason being, Drew's real life of whimsy kinda explains mine.
So who does Parker want to play her?
Julia Lewis Dreyfus.

Again, not because they look alike because they don't but because among other reasons, they share the same kind of wicked sense of humour.
As for my beloved Wyatt, I'd chose Luke Wilson.

Calm, handsome, boy next door, sweet and self depreciating Luke.
We havent discussed a title for our movie yet....stay tuned :)

THE BROTHERS GIBB

I LOVE the Bee Gees.
I love all of their own music and all of the hit songs they have written for other artists.
The Bee Gees' Hall of Fame citation says "Only Elvis Presley, The Beatles, Michael Jackson, Garth Brooks and Paul McCartney have outsold the Bee Gees".

So here's the news:
Robin Gibb is in a coma.
After a long battle with various kinds of cancer he has now has pneumonia.
I hope that he pulls through, but sadly, it doesnt look like it at this time.

IMAGINE God's choir these days:
The three Gibb brother's (Andy, Maurice and Robin) together again, plus Whitney Houston, Amy Winehouse and the list goes on and on and on....

Songs written by the Gibbs, but largely better known through versions by other artists, include:

• "Ain't Nothing Gonna Keep Me From You" by Teri DeSario
• "Buried Treasure" by Kenny Rogers (backing vocals The Gatlin Brothers)
• "Chain Reaction" by Diana Ross
• "Come on Over" by Olivia Newton-John
• "Emotion" by Samantha Sang and by Destiny's Child
• "Gilbert Green" by Gerry Marsden
• "Grease" by Frankie Valli
• "Guilty" and "Woman in Love" by Barbra Streisand
• "Heartbreaker" & "All the Love in the World" by Dionne Warwick
• "Hold On to My Love" by Jimmy Ruffin
• "I Will Be There" by Tina Turner
• "If I Can't Have You" by Yvonne Elliman
• "Immortality" by Celine Dion
• "Islands in the Stream" by Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton
• "Morning of My Life" by Abi and Esther Ofarim
• "Only One Woman" by The Marbles
• "Rest Your Love on Me" by Conway Twitty
• "Sacred Trust" by One True Voice
• "Warm Ride" by Graham Bonnet and by Rare Earth

PURPLE

RDJ, the man I have a love-hate relationship with, is channelling his inner "Prince" at the Avengers premiere last night.

Proving, you can get the man off of drugs but you must never let him get dressed in the midst of an acid flashback.

WE LOVE A MAN WHO CAN DANCE

Hey 80's Babies.
Remember this guy?
Remember this spectacular dance scene?
Parker Young, do you remember this song?
The only thing better than watching a man who can dance, is watching a man who is Classically trained to dance.

WELL IS'NT THAT POOEY

CTV is cancelling Fashion Television after 27 years.
Jeanne Beker, oh Wise Fashionista, what's a girl to do????
Fashion Television had it all and even the theme song took me back to my beloved 80's every Saturday.
I have relied on that show to keep me grounded - fashionably - for more than half of my life.
POOEY!

THE DONALD

It takes ALOT to make me laugh these days but The Donald had me in stitches last night.
When discussing the Miss Universe Pageant and it's decision to allow the transgendered contestant to participate, The Donald was priceless.
His point was, comply with the rules and laws and that's that.
Then he went on to very seriously point out her name choice.
The legal name she chose post transgender operation:
Jenna Tal-Ackova
Donald was trying to be subtle. Donald was trying not to look discusted as he gave the world the hint.
Donald's face had the same expression, as we all do, when the WAFT from the mystery farter in a room full of guests hits us.

REVISTING THE WORD "WAFT"

WAFT is a word that we connect with Pamela Anderson.
Here's how we use it in a sentence: "Like the waft of Hep C that trails behind Pamela Anderson in her bikini."
Now Madge has a perfume and it's called "Truth or Dare".
What's kind of WAFT will that over priced bottle of poison have?

GOT TO GET ME SOME NEW READING GLASSES BY FALL

Cyndi Lauper has written a memoir and it is coming out THIS fall.
I can't wait....wish I was reading it now.
If you've been following our blog and able to weed through all the barfy Madge-Love postings that Parker tortures us with, then you'd already know Cyndi Lauper is my favorite :)

MENACING

As if this rainy Sunday afternoon wasn't long enough.
My son is watching Denis The Menace (the movie) on YTV.

So far it has made him cry (he's a toddler) probably because he finds it as relentless as I do.
John Hughes...Why did you bother with this one?

SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT....

Libby The Lone Blogger here.
Seems like all our other bloggers - no name(s) mentioned - are too busy wearing silver hoop earrings to blog these days ;)
I have a question:
Is Snooki the equivalent to Roseanne Bar of the 80's?
       
Roseanne was famous too and I am not sure why.
She had a TV show, she thought she was funny, she appeared on late night talk shows, she was dumpy and tacky, she liked to party, she was (is) trash and she was vulgar...both her behaviour and her mouth.
Here's what "Mother to be" Snooki posted on her twitter account recently:

“When my baby can hear sound I’m gonna blast Dobenbeck, Ercola, Medina, Kaskade & Tiesto.”