THE DONALD

It takes ALOT to make me laugh these days but The Donald had me in stitches last night.
When discussing the Miss Universe Pageant and it's decision to allow the transgendered contestant to participate, The Donald was priceless.
His point was, comply with the rules and laws and that's that.
Then he went on to very seriously point out her name choice.
The legal name she chose post transgender operation:
Jenna Tal-Ackova
Donald was trying to be subtle. Donald was trying not to look discusted as he gave the world the hint.
Donald's face had the same expression, as we all do, when the WAFT from the mystery farter in a room full of guests hits us.

REVISTING THE WORD "WAFT"

WAFT is a word that we connect with Pamela Anderson.
Here's how we use it in a sentence: "Like the waft of Hep C that trails behind Pamela Anderson in her bikini."
Now Madge has a perfume and it's called "Truth or Dare".
What's kind of WAFT will that over priced bottle of poison have?

GOT TO GET ME SOME NEW READING GLASSES BY FALL

Cyndi Lauper has written a memoir and it is coming out THIS fall.
I can't wait....wish I was reading it now.
If you've been following our blog and able to weed through all the barfy Madge-Love postings that Parker tortures us with, then you'd already know Cyndi Lauper is my favorite :)

MENACING

As if this rainy Sunday afternoon wasn't long enough.
My son is watching Denis The Menace (the movie) on YTV.

So far it has made him cry (he's a toddler) probably because he finds it as relentless as I do.
John Hughes...Why did you bother with this one?

SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT....

Libby The Lone Blogger here.
Seems like all our other bloggers - no name(s) mentioned - are too busy wearing silver hoop earrings to blog these days ;)
I have a question:
Is Snooki the equivalent to Roseanne Bar of the 80's?
       
Roseanne was famous too and I am not sure why.
She had a TV show, she thought she was funny, she appeared on late night talk shows, she was dumpy and tacky, she liked to party, she was (is) trash and she was vulgar...both her behaviour and her mouth.
Here's what "Mother to be" Snooki posted on her twitter account recently:

“When my baby can hear sound I’m gonna blast Dobenbeck, Ercola, Medina, Kaskade & Tiesto.”

80'S SEXTING PARKER AND LIBBY STYLE

Sexting in the 80's would have gone something like this for Parker and I:

"Dude, wanna come over and watch Much Music, for real? It would be totally gnarly ass awesome if you and I went all the way! Like, if I could touch it first, then we could like do it. I am like totally bodacious and I'd let you touch my ta tas and I wouldn't even spaz! We've done everything but... so it would be way cool to do the wild thang."

Mild compared to what Sexting is today.

MAKE NO MISTAKE

Had Libby and I been born in this era we would have rocked the sexting.

We are after all the teamed that coined the phrase.... "wanna come in and watch MuchMusic".... no high school football player could ever resist those words........

That was when you had to pay for Much Music....