Wednesday, 18 April 2012

I HEART LOURDES LEON


Hypocrite extraordinaire Madonn-UGH is having a turd that her 15 year old daughter Lourdes was caught smoking the other day.

I don't think Miss Lola gives a rat's ass what her mother thinks and maybe Lola is antagonising her.
Forget the cigarettes, when is Maggot Ciccone going to notice that her daughter has shaved her head
"A La 80's Cyndi Lauper" :)
 

SCANK SPICE OR METH SPICE

Lindsay Lohan, the girl of a zillion other problems, suffers from a chronic case of identity crisis.
Here attending the Coachella Music Festival she looks like either Scank Spice or Meth Spice or even Scanky- Meth Spice....

Tuesday, 17 April 2012

OUR MOVIE

I was talking to Parker the other day and brought up the subject of a Hollywood movie about us.
What actresses would we chose to play us on the big screen?
To represent me, it's was an easy answer - Drew Barrymore.

It's not because she is a favourite actress of mine and no, we do not look a like.
The reason being, Drew's real life of whimsy kinda explains mine.
So who does Parker want to play her?
Julia Lewis Dreyfus.

Again, not because they look alike because they don't but because among other reasons, they share the same kind of wicked sense of humour.
As for my beloved Wyatt, I'd chose Luke Wilson.

Calm, handsome, boy next door, sweet and self depreciating Luke.
We havent discussed a title for our movie yet....stay tuned :)

Saturday, 14 April 2012

THE BROTHERS GIBB

I LOVE the Bee Gees.
I love all of their own music and all of the hit songs they have written for other artists.
The Bee Gees' Hall of Fame citation says "Only Elvis Presley, The Beatles, Michael Jackson, Garth Brooks and Paul McCartney have outsold the Bee Gees".

So here's the news:
Robin Gibb is in a coma.
After a long battle with various kinds of cancer he has now has pneumonia.
I hope that he pulls through, but sadly, it doesnt look like it at this time.

IMAGINE God's choir these days:
The three Gibb brother's (Andy, Maurice and Robin) together again, plus Whitney Houston, Amy Winehouse and the list goes on and on and on....

Songs written by the Gibbs, but largely better known through versions by other artists, include:

Thursday, 12 April 2012

PURPLE

RDJ, the man I have a love-hate relationship with, is channelling his inner "Prince" at the Avengers premiere last night.
Robert Downey Jr and wife Susan at LA premiere of The Avengers
Proving, you can get the man off of drugs but you must never let him get dressed in the midst of an acid flashback.

WE LOVE A MAN WHO CAN DANCE

Hey 80's Babies.
Remember this guy?
Remember this spectacular dance scene?
Parker Young, do you remember this song?
The only thing better than watching a man who can dance, is watching a man who is Classically trained to dance.

Wednesday, 11 April 2012

WELL IS'NT THAT POOEY

CTV is cancelling Fashion Television after 27 years.
Jeanne Beker, oh Wise Fashionista, what's a girl to do????
Fashion Television had it all and even the theme song took me back to my beloved 80's every Saturday.
I have relied on that show to keep me grounded - fashionably - for more than half of my life.
POOEY!