BILLY IDOL, INCASE YOU ARE READING OUR BLOG....

Dear Billy Idol,
In case you are reading our blog today, I've taken steps to translate my earlier post in to something you can read.
Obviously I love you slightly more then Parker (actually, probably not.);

BILLY IDOL DOESN'T USE MISTLETOE

Parker asked "White Christmas or White Weddin'?" and I am answering:
Today, at this moment, I would Scapa Fla wif White Christmas over White Weddin'.
I 'eaven and 'ell loike this grahn up Billy Idol.
He's very swanky, 'is aged sneer makes us Orange Peel loike the bloomin' jokes on someone else And
Christmas Billy looks loike 'e may scoot ya past the chuffin' mistletoe and slip it ter ya behind the bleedin' tree ;)
I wouldnt 'ate christmas parties if Billy Idol was there,
I also wouldn't wear underwear....
In fact, I'd thra me Jack Jones Christmas Moriarty if Billy would join us.
Happy Birthday Billy Idol

IN MY DREAMS BILLY IDOL DOESN'T USE MISTLETOE

Parker asked "White Christmas or White Wedding?" and I am answering:

Today, at this moment, I would go with White Christmas over White Wedding.

I REALLY like this grown up Billy Idol.

He's very swanky, his aged sneer makes us feel like the jokes on someone else

AND

Christmas Billy looks like he may scoot you past the mistletoe and slip it to you behind the tree ;)

I wouldnt hate Christmas parties if Billy Idol was there,

I also wouldn't wear underwear....

In fact, I'd throw my own Christmas party if Billy would join us.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILLY IDOL  

WHO'D YA RATHER?

White Christmas or White Wedding?

I personally like to think the whole White Christmas thing was because he was desperate for money or lost a bet.  There can be no other explanation. However the sneer still, all these years later, turns me into jello.

DON'T YOU TALK TO BILLY IDOL THAT WAY

More birthday salutes to my boy Billy.....
Love,
Parker
xoxoxox

What set you free and brought you to me babe?

And one of his less popular but nonetheless awesome songs....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY FIRST LOVE

On the floors of Tokyo (pronounced Toe-ke-oh-oh)
Or down in London town to go, go
With the record selection
And the mirror's reflection
I'm dancing with myself
It's 1983.
 I am 14 years old.
I am wearing skin tight VISA jeans and a pair of Nikes with the tongues out.
I am in the last row at the Civic Centre.

There he is.
He's in leather.
He is barechested.
He is dancing on the speakers.
He is making the "dancing with himself movements".

I am in love.

This was the kickoff of a love affair that continues today.

Me + Billy Idol.

Today is is his birthday.

Happy Birthday Billy. 
Make wish.  It's already come true.

Parker
xoxo

THE GLORIOUS MUNDANE

IMO there is no bigger compliment than being told that I've made someone laugh by turning the mundane in to something hilarious.
Thank you Parker :)
Here's a brief list of those who have made me smile by twisting the mundane:
Parker Young
Regis Philbin
Carrie Bradshaw
John Hughes
Jon Cryer
Tom Robbins
Robin Williams
Brooke Shields (although totally unintentionally and unbenounced to her)
John McEnroe
Ozzie Osbourne
Rocky Balboa
My Mother :)

3 BLOW JOB SHOOTERS PLEASE.

Libby and I have been friends for a long time. 

One thing that Libby does better than most people in my life is make me laugh.  She has a wicked dry sense of humour and makes the most mundane things hilarious to me.

This morning Libby informs me that she is going clubbing.

Being in my 40's I wondered what she would make from the fur.... then I realized that by clubbing she meant going out to a club, not hunting baby seals.

I guarantee that when Libby goes clubbing, if she can stay up past 10pm, she will be partaking in a number of shooters from our past.... sex on the beach, orgasms, bleeding brains and of course.... blow jobs with whipped cream.

I miss the 80's.