NEVER AGAIN

Before we move on to more pleasant topics, I must confess, my clubbing was a shit show.
3 long days later and I have finally crawled out from under the hangover rock.
From all reports, my drunken behaviour was humorous to others...go figure.
I would have done so much better, had I gone to the Billy Idol Christmas Party I wanted to host.
My only saving grace; I didn't speak in a Cockney Accent.