80'S SEXTING PARKER AND LIBBY STYLE

Sexting in the 80's would have gone something like this for Parker and I:

"Dude, wanna come over and watch Much Music, for real? It would be totally gnarly ass awesome if you and I went all the way! Like, if I could touch it first, then we could like do it. I am like totally bodacious and I'd let you touch my ta tas and I wouldn't even spaz! We've done everything but... so it would be way cool to do the wild thang."

Mild compared to what Sexting is today.

MAKE NO MISTAKE

Had Libby and I been born in this era we would have rocked the sexting.

We are after all the teamed that coined the phrase.... "wanna come in and watch MuchMusic".... no high school football player could ever resist those words........

That was when you had to pay for Much Music....

HAPPY ST.PATRICK'S DAY AND HAPPY (not a) SAINT, ROB DAY

It's Libby the loan blogger here....at least these days....
Since 1983, there hasn't been a single St.Patrick's Day that has gone by without me remembering that it is also Rob Lowe's birthday.
Happy Birthday Rob Lowe.

MADDY- MADGE

Don't blame me Parker Young.
Maddy-Madge just makes it easier and easier for me to sh*t on her.
SERIOUSLY.
I don't know enough details on this one, nor do I trust the Governments of places like this.
I will keep my jabs to myself.

AND THEN WE HAVE SWEET MARIE

Who wouldn't pee themselves standing on stage next to Donny Osmond?
I WOULD.
I think Parker did, when she ran up and hugged him, all those years ago.

A COUPLE OF TITS

When asked about Snooki's pregnancy, Rihanna replied:
"That's dope. We need more Snookis in the world!"
RiRi you're a dope.
In my world,1 Snooki and 1 Rihanna are too much for the trash can.

Here she is, covering her boobs, wearing a mesh top without a bra underneath.
Talk about going "out and about" - LOVELY.

ROYAL BULLYING

I've never been a fan of Morrissey or those types of people.
The type of people who make an issue out of anything and everything they can, just to be a pain in the ass and depressing.
I like the band The Smiths, I like their music but Morrissey is too much.

The slower version of this Smiths song is very sentimental to me, not because of the lyrics but because Wyatt played it for me...

BYE BYE BOBBY BROWN

When life is shit and friends are going through stuff, I am known to reassure them by saying this:
"It all works out in the end. If it hasn't worked out, it is'nt the end."
I can't honestly recall where I heard that saying but it always holds true.

In the end, it is ALL working out for Miss Bobbi Kristina Brown.
Following her mother's passing, the teenager is going to change her name to Kristina Houston.
I LOVE IT.
The name suits her and this is something she has wanted to do since her parents divorce in 2006.
The 19-year-old wants to change her name because of its association with her father, Bobby Brown.

JON BON DO-ME TURNED 50

My Jon Bon Do-Me turned 50 this month.
**SIGH**
Truth be told, we had a rocky start.
I didn't like him at all in the beginning.

I was gaga over him once he cut his hair and the years that followed.

I own an autographed poster, from back in the day, of Keep The Faith.
Long story short: the entire band was woken up to sign this poster for me :)
Sleepy headed Jon Bon Jovi came out of his hotel room wearing nothing more than leather pants and knee high Doc Martin's.
Again ***SIGH***
These days, I just really admire the guy because he does REALLY great things for humanity.
Who would have known? Who could have predicted this one?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JON.
The world is a better place because you are here.

DON'T BE ASHAMED OF THAT

Parker need not be ashamed of the memory laps she had when reading the title of my last post.
"Bring on the Dancing Bares" was not a play on Echo and The Bunnymen's "Bring on the Dancing Horses."
In fact, I had to listen to the song to remember what Parker was talking about.
Parker confesses: "I clearly need to give back my membership in the Jake Ryan Fan Club."
Well Parker, Ol' Pal O' Mine, dont give it back over Echo and The Bunnymen, hand it over when the membership Police to knock on your door re: your Madge Love. 

I AM SO ASHAMED

Parker here.

Am I losing my 80's touch?

Am i officially old?

When I saw the title of Libby's blog "Bring on the Dancing Bares" I had to turn to the trusting interweb to jog my memory on who sang Bring on the Dancing Horses. 

Ashamed.

My 7 year old daughter can remember Jake Ryan and I can't remember Echo and the Bunnymen.  I clearly need to give back my membership in the Jake Ryan Fan Club. 

MADGE: THE GREAT DIVIDER

Libby and I are destin to disagree forevah on the merits of Madge.

I love the Material Girl.  Libby doesn't love her at all.

And I love her new song, regardless of how many stripper poles will be used in support of it.

But why I like it the most..... is the sh+tshow it has caused with that d-bag Joe Francis.

I like anything that has him spending money on legal fees.  All the while increasing the publicity for the Material Girl.

Sorry Libby. 

BRING ON THE DANCING BARES

The strip joints will be playing this song to death.
Way to go Madonna, you've out done yourself again - not.
Rudest part is, you've rehashed 1984 Cyndi Lauper with this lyric: “Girls they just want to have fun.”
Madge, you've become the Value Village of music.

HEY HEY WE'RE SO SAD :(

Davy Jones, the former lead singer of The Monkee's has died of a heart attack at 66 years old.
This Sleepy Jean can't be cheered up today :(
To me, Davy Jones was the epitome of cute.