Sexting in the 80's would have gone something like this for Parker and I:
"Dude, wanna come over and watch Much Music, for real? It would be totally gnarly ass awesome if you and I went all the way! Like, if I could touch it first, then we could like do it. I am like totally bodacious and I'd let you touch my ta tas and I wouldn't even spaz! We've done everything but... so it would be way cool to do the wild thang."
Mild compared to what Sexting is today.
A pair of Sixteen Candle-watching 40-somethings who are still waiting for Jake Ryan to give them back their panties. Add us on twitter @johnhugheslied and Parker Young on Facebook.
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