DROP CROTCH SKINNY JEANS

Move over Beiber Baby, females are getting their chance to look like they shit themselves too.
OMFG!!!
I call this Cat Crotch.
If you lift up your cat (by putting your hands under its front arms) and let it's body dangle down, you'll notice the cat's hind legs are short and it's torso resembles THIS:

Be honest, what looks better, the front or back? Bwahahahaha.
Good grief.
When I was a child my leotards did this. Why on earth would I want to walk around like this as an adult?
The retailer says these $158 jeans run small in size and recommends ordering them one size up for a tight fit and two sizes up for a baggier fit.
Avoid a ticket from the fashion police and just donate the $158 to a local animal shelter to help feed the cats.