Yup!
Matthew Broderick has made a Ferris Bueller knock off ad for Honda.
It will be aired during the 2012 Super Bowl.
The ad is clever but we all know that present day Matthew is gross.
He hits on the woman in the Honda CRV, he freaks out the children at the museum and I think the walrus is SJP and is doing something creepy with the stuffed Panda bear in the car.
For a man who has been forever performing on Broadway with Nathan Lane, you'd think the musical number would have been better LOL.
The one thing that really can't be ignored - the pounds of makeup on this old geezer.
In Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Cameron's father's Ferrari licence plate # was: NRVOUS.
In this Honda ad, Matthew's licence plate is SOCHOIC...and I think it means: SO CHOICE.
At first glance I thought it was SOCIO as in SOCIOPATH.
Honestly, I did.
This years Super Bowl has succeeded in pissing me off before it has even begun.
Obviously they are gearing the whole shemozzle towards us Gen X'ers and the chosen two 80's icons,
Matthew and Madonna (doing the 1/2 time show), would not be my choice to represent.
A pair of Sixteen Candle-watching 40-somethings who are still waiting for Jake Ryan to give them back their panties. Add us on twitter @johnhugheslied and Parker Young on Facebook.
Tuesday, 31 January 2012
Monday, 30 January 2012
THE FLAMINGO KID 1984
The Flamingo Kid was on TV Saturday night.
Matt Dillon looks so young in this movie, I felt bad watching it as an old lady.
The Flamingo Kid was made after The Outsiders, Matt Dillon looks younger in this.
I love the 1950's and this movie is full of all that kitschy nostalgia. It was directed by Gary Marshall who happens to have created my favorite TV show of all time, Happy Days.
PS: Matt Dillon is my Michael Schoeffling and I have always believed that he is a Matt Dillon knock off.
I love them both, but Matt, just that much more :)
Anyway, here's the trailer for The Flamingo Kid, it's basically the whole movie HA.
Matt Dillon looks so young in this movie, I felt bad watching it as an old lady.
The Flamingo Kid was made after The Outsiders, Matt Dillon looks younger in this.
I love the 1950's and this movie is full of all that kitschy nostalgia. It was directed by Gary Marshall who happens to have created my favorite TV show of all time, Happy Days.
PS: Matt Dillon is my Michael Schoeffling and I have always believed that he is a Matt Dillon knock off.
I love them both, but Matt, just that much more :)
Anyway, here's the trailer for The Flamingo Kid, it's basically the whole movie HA.
Friday, 27 January 2012
DEAR MR. KOTTER, JUAN EPSTEIN WONT BE IN CLASS TODAY, SIGNED EPSTEIN'S MOTHER
Robert Hegyes, who played Juan Luis Pedro Felipo de Huevos Epstein the Jewish Puerto Rican Sweat Hog, in 1970s comedy "Welcome Back, Kotter," died on Thursday at age 60.
The way he played that character was awesome!
My all time favorite Epstein quotes, including one that by today's standards would be politically incorrect:
* "Do you know what it's like being Puerto Rican Jew? Half my family steals clothes, the other half tailors them!"
** "I got a note from my mother anytime I can."
*** "Hey, Mr. Kotter, I got a note!"
all his excuse notes said: "Signed Epstein's Mother.
**** "Up your Nose with a Rubber Hose!"
The way he played that character was awesome!
My all time favorite Epstein quotes, including one that by today's standards would be politically incorrect:
* "Do you know what it's like being Puerto Rican Jew? Half my family steals clothes, the other half tailors them!"
** "I got a note from my mother anytime I can."
*** "Hey, Mr. Kotter, I got a note!"
all his excuse notes said: "Signed Epstein's Mother.
**** "Up your Nose with a Rubber Hose!"
BEAUTY BECOMES THE BEAST
Growing old when you are famous for your looks.....
Bridget Bardot - YIKES!
Grace Slick.
Val Kilmer - OMG!
Kelly LeBrock
Carrie Fisher
Bridget Bardot - YIKES!
Grace Slick.
Val Kilmer - OMG!
Kelly LeBrock
Carrie Fisher
DRUNK BEHIND THE WHEEL
I love this next bit of news:
Pat Sajak: Vanna White and I were drunk on "Wheel of Fortune".
Way back in the day, Parker's father had that show on every night.
As a kid I never understood Wheel Of Fortune and now I know why HA.
I know it's corny but I've got to say this anyway;
Thankfully they put the Margaritas down and stopped this sillyness because it's illegal to drink and get behind the wheel.
Thursday, 26 January 2012
A CASE OF THE UGLIES
Imagine your mom is Christie Brinkley and you look like your dad - Billy Joel.
Imagine your mom is Demi Moore and you look like your father - Bruce Willis.
Imagine your father is Keith Richards and you dodged a MAJOR bullet and look like your mom - Patti Hansen.
Imagine your mom is Demi Moore and you look like your father - Bruce Willis.
Imagine your father is Keith Richards and you dodged a MAJOR bullet and look like your mom - Patti Hansen.
SKINNY 'OL DEMI
Demi has been released from the hospital.
It has been reported that she was rushed by ambulance 2 days ago because she had a seizure.
Was she snorting Ritalin to lose more weight?
She shouldn't snort Ritalin or any other children's, I mean Ashton's, old prescriptions even if they are laying about the house.
I wonder if she chased it with straight Absolute a la Jules in St. Elmo's Fire?
I love Jules.
I like Demi Moore, not her hair nor her choice in husbands but I have always liked Demi.
Tuesday, 24 January 2012
OH LIBBY IS READING ALRIGHT
The sight of a feathery Madonna just sends shivers down my spine.
The Madonna photo Parker chose is very Cruella Deville and very fitting.
Madonna eats puppies for breakfast.
It's a shame she didnt get an Oscar nomination.
Had I been running the show, Madge would have got one.
I would have been delighted if she actually WON an Oscar because it is a known fact that Oscar wins are the kiss of death...never to be heard of again :)
I will admit, I am totally unimpressed by David Furnish's back tracking RE: Elton's Golden Globe Madonna Bitch Slap.
I can't see Elton appreciating it either.
I'll bet David has been sleeping on the gilded couch in Elton's tiara closet ever since.
The Madonna photo Parker chose is very Cruella Deville and very fitting.
Madonna eats puppies for breakfast.
It's a shame she didnt get an Oscar nomination.
Had I been running the show, Madge would have got one.
I would have been delighted if she actually WON an Oscar because it is a known fact that Oscar wins are the kiss of death...never to be heard of again :)
I will admit, I am totally unimpressed by David Furnish's back tracking RE: Elton's Golden Globe Madonna Bitch Slap.
I can't see Elton appreciating it either.
I'll bet David has been sleeping on the gilded couch in Elton's tiara closet ever since.
Sunday, 22 January 2012
PRETTY IN GREEN
Our toddler loves to watch Kermit's Swamp Years
This movie is great.
It's about Kermit the Frog's early years before he became famous.
He watches this movie as much as he possibly can and you know what, it doesn't grate on my nerves like other children's movies tend to.
Then, I figured out why.
Kermit's The Swamp Years is a knock off of John Hughes movies and it has a great soundtrack - seriously.
This movie even has the "running through the High School hallways to dodge the Principal" scene from The Breakfast Club.
In Kermit and his friends case, it is the bad guy from the pet store trying to capture the poor frogs who are in danger of becoming dissected in Science Class.
This movie is great.
It's about Kermit the Frog's early years before he became famous.
He watches this movie as much as he possibly can and you know what, it doesn't grate on my nerves like other children's movies tend to.
Then, I figured out why.
Kermit's The Swamp Years is a knock off of John Hughes movies and it has a great soundtrack - seriously.
This movie even has the "running through the High School hallways to dodge the Principal" scene from The Breakfast Club.
In Kermit and his friends case, it is the bad guy from the pet store trying to capture the poor frogs who are in danger of becoming dissected in Science Class.
WHAT MAKES ME REALLY SAD.
Jennifer Grey.
The great Jeanie Bueller from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
No one puts Frances 'Baby' Houseman in the corner.
BUT WHY OH WHY DID SHE NEED TO SCREW WITH HER FACE????
The great Jeanie Bueller from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
No one puts Frances 'Baby' Houseman in the corner.
BUT WHY OH WHY DID SHE NEED TO SCREW WITH HER FACE????
Saturday, 21 January 2012
SO HAPPY YET SO SAD......
With one sentence my 7 year old daughter made me both the happiest and the saddest mom.
We were watching Two and Half Men. The one where Ashton Kutcher cuts his hair. When he shows up on screen with his new 'do my daughter says....
"He looks like Jake Ryan"..
SO HAPPY that a 7 year old can reference Jake Ryan.
SO SAD that she thought Ashton Kutcher, Überdouche, could even be compared to Jake Ryan.
We were watching Two and Half Men. The one where Ashton Kutcher cuts his hair. When he shows up on screen with his new 'do my daughter says....
"He looks like Jake Ryan"..
SO HAPPY that a 7 year old can reference Jake Ryan.
SO SAD that she thought Ashton Kutcher, Überdouche, could even be compared to Jake Ryan.
Friday, 20 January 2012
DROP CROTCH SKINNY JEANS
Move over Beiber Baby, females are getting their chance to look like they shit themselves too.
OMFG!!!
I call this Cat Crotch.
If you lift up your cat (by putting your hands under its front arms) and let it's body dangle down, you'll notice the cat's hind legs are short and it's torso resembles THIS:
Be honest, what looks better, the front or back? Bwahahahaha.
Good grief.
When I was a child my leotards did this. Why on earth would I want to walk around like this as an adult?
The retailer says these $158 jeans run small in size and recommends ordering them one size up for a tight fit and two sizes up for a baggier fit.
Avoid a ticket from the fashion police and just donate the $158 to a local animal shelter to help feed the cats.
OMFG!!!
I call this Cat Crotch.
If you lift up your cat (by putting your hands under its front arms) and let it's body dangle down, you'll notice the cat's hind legs are short and it's torso resembles THIS:
Be honest, what looks better, the front or back? Bwahahahaha.
Good grief.
When I was a child my leotards did this. Why on earth would I want to walk around like this as an adult?
The retailer says these $158 jeans run small in size and recommends ordering them one size up for a tight fit and two sizes up for a baggier fit.
Avoid a ticket from the fashion police and just donate the $158 to a local animal shelter to help feed the cats.
Tuesday, 17 January 2012
FOREVER ANNOYED WITH THE GEEK
I was just doing some online shopping for...what else...undergarments.
I was given a gift card at Christmas and thought I'd use it.
Can someone please explain how the hell 40+ year old females - IN THE REAL WORLD - are expected to look good in skimpy, lacy, hot pink and leopard print God knows whats???
The thought of picking a thong out of the crack of my ass all day long....UGH!!!!
Tell me, what's with all this extra padding and pushup-ping in bras?
By the time I hoist my girls up to where they look decent, I have plenty of whatever they are trying to add to.
And why is everything patterned???
Honestly, the fabric patterns, textures and colours that are crammed in to one small item of clothing make it look like 80's Madonna barfed in your underwear drawer.
What happened to the standards like white, nude and black?
What happened to natural fibers like cotton and silk?
Stupid Geek, you have no idea what you have done.
I was given a gift card at Christmas and thought I'd use it.
Can someone please explain how the hell 40+ year old females - IN THE REAL WORLD - are expected to look good in skimpy, lacy, hot pink and leopard print God knows whats???
The thought of picking a thong out of the crack of my ass all day long....UGH!!!!
Tell me, what's with all this extra padding and pushup-ping in bras?
By the time I hoist my girls up to where they look decent, I have plenty of whatever they are trying to add to.
And why is everything patterned???
Honestly, the fabric patterns, textures and colours that are crammed in to one small item of clothing make it look like 80's Madonna barfed in your underwear drawer.
What happened to the standards like white, nude and black?
What happened to natural fibers like cotton and silk?
Stupid Geek, you have no idea what you have done.
Monday, 16 January 2012
WALK A MILE IN SOMEONE ELSES SHOES
I am not sure how I feel about this song by Foster The People or any song or creative work(s) leaving this theme up for interpretation.
I will admit these boys are CUTE and the song is catchy.
The reason Pumped Up Kicks caught my ear was because I thought it was Beck sampling Jefferson Airplane's Miracles but it isn't.
So what's the significance of Pumped Up Kicks?
"Pumped Up Kicks" are the shoes the other kids in this song are wearing.
In the late '80s and early '90s, the Reebok Pump basketball shoe had a pump shaped like a basketball on the tongue.
The shoes were expensive and the song implies the kids with the kind of exposible income to spend on basketball sneakers thought they were better then those kids wearing Converse or Keds.
In this song, the kids with the Pumped Up Kicks, or at least these type of kids, are threatened with grave violence.
Songs have been written on the topic of bullying and revenge since The Boomtown Rats sang I don't like Monday's.
Anthony Michael Hall's character Brian Johnson in The Breakfast Club was caught with a gun in his locker.
Horrifically, these tragedies continue.....
I will admit these boys are CUTE and the song is catchy.
The reason Pumped Up Kicks caught my ear was because I thought it was Beck sampling Jefferson Airplane's Miracles but it isn't.
So what's the significance of Pumped Up Kicks?
"Pumped Up Kicks" are the shoes the other kids in this song are wearing.
In the late '80s and early '90s, the Reebok Pump basketball shoe had a pump shaped like a basketball on the tongue.
The shoes were expensive and the song implies the kids with the kind of exposible income to spend on basketball sneakers thought they were better then those kids wearing Converse or Keds.
In this song, the kids with the Pumped Up Kicks, or at least these type of kids, are threatened with grave violence.
Songs have been written on the topic of bullying and revenge since The Boomtown Rats sang I don't like Monday's.
Anthony Michael Hall's character Brian Johnson in The Breakfast Club was caught with a gun in his locker.
Horrifically, these tragedies continue.....
TRUTH OR DARE
A bit of a back story on why I quit Madonna.
I was a HUGE fan, no question about it.
I loved Madonna and her music.
Then she made "Truth or Dare".
Madonna had control over this documentary and yet chose to show the world that she is so self-centered and detached from all the things the rest of us value so dearly in life.
I question if it was meant as an insult to her fans.
Was it created just to see if we'd even notice how shallow she is or was she playing a dirty "the jokes on them" trick?
Was it simply a test to see if we'd idolise her for being rude, crude, vulgar and heartless.
Sadly, we did.
I am far from a prude.
I just don't like anyone promoting how to conduct yourself in your PRIVATE LIFE by means of the lowest common denominator, delving even lower at the expense of those we love.
IMO, Truth Or Dare is the predecessor for Jersey Shore, The Kardashian's, The Housewives of Here & There and all the head scratching reality television we dodge on TV these days.
Truth Or Dare is when I realized that Madonna is a Lifer Mean Girl.
With all her success, fame, fortune and admirers, her most gratifying moments remain, those of a horrible school bully who sincerely delights in humiliating and alienating others.
I was a HUGE fan, no question about it.
I loved Madonna and her music.
Then she made "Truth or Dare".
Madonna had control over this documentary and yet chose to show the world that she is so self-centered and detached from all the things the rest of us value so dearly in life.
I question if it was meant as an insult to her fans.
Was it created just to see if we'd even notice how shallow she is or was she playing a dirty "the jokes on them" trick?
Was it simply a test to see if we'd idolise her for being rude, crude, vulgar and heartless.
Sadly, we did.
I am far from a prude.
I just don't like anyone promoting how to conduct yourself in your PRIVATE LIFE by means of the lowest common denominator, delving even lower at the expense of those we love.
IMO, Truth Or Dare is the predecessor for Jersey Shore, The Kardashian's, The Housewives of Here & There and all the head scratching reality television we dodge on TV these days.
Truth Or Dare is when I realized that Madonna is a Lifer Mean Girl.
With all her success, fame, fortune and admirers, her most gratifying moments remain, those of a horrible school bully who sincerely delights in humiliating and alienating others.
MADGE, THE QUEEN MOM AND THE GOLDEN GLOBES
Parker texted me last night to inform me that Madonna had won a Golden Globe.
That text was quickly followed by another saying "Worst, Speech, Ever."
I got them this morning and I found myself in Arnold Horseshack mode (Welcome Back Kotter)
thinking "Oh, Oh, Oh...I need to post."
So Madonna and her massive ego think she's funny. NOT.
She's spent her entire career as a Fag Hag and yet she can't verbally spar with Elton or Ricky Gervais worth shit.
Like Karl Lagerfeld, she believes the trashy fingerless biker gloves hide her gnarly old woman hands.
Her dress is described as a "plunging Reem Acra gown"...the only thing it should be plunging is a toilet.
She accepts her award for best song and said "my film" way too many times.
Excuse me but the award was for your song NOT your film, honey.
Her speech was pathetic and to it, I reply: "Ummm, Ummm, like putting lipstick on a pig. Thank you."
Elton (or aka by me) The Queen Mom was convinced that Madonna had no F-ing chance of winning.
Elton should have been right but shit happens.
I understand MadonnUGH's American accent snuck in to a few interviews and her 'British' one in others.
I am sure the followers of this blog are thinking: "If Libby hates Madonna, why does she waste so much time posting about her?"
Answer:
All in effort to sway Parker's opinion.
And now Parker has finally said something negative about Madonna.
My work is done.
That text was quickly followed by another saying "Worst, Speech, Ever."
I got them this morning and I found myself in Arnold Horseshack mode (Welcome Back Kotter)
thinking "Oh, Oh, Oh...I need to post."
So Madonna and her massive ego think she's funny. NOT.
She's spent her entire career as a Fag Hag and yet she can't verbally spar with Elton or Ricky Gervais worth shit.
Like Karl Lagerfeld, she believes the trashy fingerless biker gloves hide her gnarly old woman hands.
Her dress is described as a "plunging Reem Acra gown"...the only thing it should be plunging is a toilet.
She accepts her award for best song and said "my film" way too many times.
Excuse me but the award was for your song NOT your film, honey.
Her speech was pathetic and to it, I reply: "Ummm, Ummm, like putting lipstick on a pig. Thank you."
Elton (or aka by me) The Queen Mom was convinced that Madonna had no F-ing chance of winning.
Elton should have been right but shit happens.
I understand MadonnUGH's American accent snuck in to a few interviews and her 'British' one in others.
I am sure the followers of this blog are thinking: "If Libby hates Madonna, why does she waste so much time posting about her?"
Answer:
All in effort to sway Parker's opinion.
And now Parker has finally said something negative about Madonna.
My work is done.
Saturday, 14 January 2012
IS PARKER PSYCHIC?
Access Hollywood had BOTH MadonnUGH and Dolly Parton on.
Dolly Parton was as lovely and fun as always.
MadonnUGH was her snarky, cat who swallowed the canary self.
When asked about Gaga and her song "Born This Way" Madge used the word REDUCTIVE.
When asked what that word meant, she said: "Go look it up".
Ooh touche...what a quick witted response.
I am certain she has no clue what it means.
Madonna was asked about her newest boytoy and actually said something to the tune of: "It's not like I go looking for younger men."
Of course YOU don't go looking for them, that's what your PR person is for.
Or do you just pick through your daughter's friends now?
Dolly Parton has an amusement park called Dollywood.
Madonna IS an amusement park.
Dolly Parton was as lovely and fun as always.
MadonnUGH was her snarky, cat who swallowed the canary self.
When asked about Gaga and her song "Born This Way" Madge used the word REDUCTIVE.
When asked what that word meant, she said: "Go look it up".
Ooh touche...what a quick witted response.
I am certain she has no clue what it means.
Madonna was asked about her newest boytoy and actually said something to the tune of: "It's not like I go looking for younger men."
Of course YOU don't go looking for them, that's what your PR person is for.
Or do you just pick through your daughter's friends now?
Dolly Parton has an amusement park called Dollywood.
Madonna IS an amusement park.
DON'T EAT THE BROWN ONES
Hell has frozen over and Van Halen are reuniting with David Lee Roth for a world tour and their first album with Diamond Dave since 1984's 1984.
When Van Halen gets to their venue, they'll expect a bowl of M&Ms waiting for them WITHOUT any brown M&Ms in there.
In the world of rock n roll, artists make some bizarre requests on their riders.
That "wont go away Madonna" demands brand a new toilet seat at every concert she plays...probably a wise thing for everyone involved HA.
Van Halen claims they included the special M&M request as a way to verify if promoters were actually reading the contract all the way through.
Years later, The Rolling Stones actually demanded all of the brown ones that Van Halen never ate.
I am convinced this is what Parker does to me when she sneaks in posts about Madonna.
Parker is making sure I am reading the blog all the way through.
IMO, the strangest request comes from Lady Gaga's father - Marilyn Manson.
The Antichrist Superstar requests an oxygen tank with regulator and mask, lots and lots of air conditioning blueprints of the venue, personal information for the security people, bags of Haribo gummi bears, Jolly Ranchers, veggies, milk, yogurt, absinthe, Manwich mix, and a bald toothless hooker.
A bald tootless hooker - seriously - and something tells me that this request may not be in effort of verifying if promoters read the contract.
Naturally, with my pop culture ADD, these lyrics: "I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag" sprang in my head.
Friday, 13 January 2012
THE BACKWOODS BARBIE
Parker, I swear to God you post these Madonna blogs to see if I read this thing.
I'll say it again:
Madge Ritchie is ASS!
She is waaaaay long in the tooth and that super hero body of hers is freakish.
Dolly Parton, on the other hand, is certainly one of my ALL time favourites, if not my #1 favourite of ALL time.
Dolly Parton remains unmatched and is a zillion miles above Madonna - period.
She is a legendary singer-songwriter, author, multi-instrumentalist, actress and philanthropist.
There is too much information, history, philanthropy and praise for Dolly to write in a simple blog.
Dolly Parton can not be copied, upstaged, reinvented or replaced and she is ALWAYS relevant to the times.
Everyone Dolly knows in show business, loves her.
She defines the word "delightful."
Dolly Parton is the human equivalent of sunshine.
Madonna, not so much.
I'll say it again:
Madge Ritchie is ASS!
She is waaaaay long in the tooth and that super hero body of hers is freakish.
Dolly Parton, on the other hand, is certainly one of my ALL time favourites, if not my #1 favourite of ALL time.
Dolly Parton remains unmatched and is a zillion miles above Madonna - period.
She is a legendary singer-songwriter, author, multi-instrumentalist, actress and philanthropist.
There is too much information, history, philanthropy and praise for Dolly to write in a simple blog.
Dolly Parton can not be copied, upstaged, reinvented or replaced and she is ALWAYS relevant to the times.
Everyone Dolly knows in show business, loves her.
She defines the word "delightful."
Dolly Parton is the human equivalent of sunshine.
Madonna, not so much.
Wednesday, 11 January 2012
Tuesday, 10 January 2012
BAGGED LUNCHES
I hate them. I will always hate them.
I LOVE Parker's mother.
Parker's mother made her amazing lunches.
You know the kind...a variety of yummy items all packed in matching Tupperwear.
My mother chucked a handful of Laura Secord Chocolates in a brown bag along with an apple and a Water Cress sandwich OR even better, Pate.
I ate the chocolates and the rest went STRAIGHT TO THE GARBAGE BIN.
I'd tell my mother that her lunches were beyond gross.
Her reply was always: "The Queen's favourite sandwich is Water Cress."
I love the Queen but I've never wanted to eat lunch at Buckingham Palace.
So then I have a teenager (he's 24 now) and decide that I will be like Parker's mother and go all out with the bagged lunches.
He wouldn't eat them.
He liked my mother's lunches...ass kisser.
I LOVE Parker's mother.
Parker's mother made her amazing lunches.
You know the kind...a variety of yummy items all packed in matching Tupperwear.
My mother chucked a handful of Laura Secord Chocolates in a brown bag along with an apple and a Water Cress sandwich OR even better, Pate.
I ate the chocolates and the rest went STRAIGHT TO THE GARBAGE BIN.
I'd tell my mother that her lunches were beyond gross.
Her reply was always: "The Queen's favourite sandwich is Water Cress."
I love the Queen but I've never wanted to eat lunch at Buckingham Palace.
So then I have a teenager (he's 24 now) and decide that I will be like Parker's mother and go all out with the bagged lunches.
He wouldn't eat them.
He liked my mother's lunches...ass kisser.
TALK ABOUT CHEEZ WHIZ!!!!!
Sorry to interrupt about salami sandwich's and horrific stick men but WTF???
Lindsay Lohan is in talks to play Elizabeth Taylor in a TV movie?
#1) Who has Lindsay been in talks with? Her Parole Officer?
#2) What did Elizabeth Taylor ever do to deserve an insult of this magnitude?
#3) Is this a Hollywood ploy to get Elizabeth Taylor to rise from her grave?
I want the world to throw Salami and Cheez Whiz sandwich's at Lindsay and draw nasty stick men and throw them at her too....chuck a crock pot and a casserole at her...whatever it takes to get this thing to GO AWAY.
Lindsay Lohan has officially been voted The LJHSM Velveeta Hag Award.
Lindsay Lohan is in talks to play Elizabeth Taylor in a TV movie?
#1) Who has Lindsay been in talks with? Her Parole Officer?
#2) What did Elizabeth Taylor ever do to deserve an insult of this magnitude?
#3) Is this a Hollywood ploy to get Elizabeth Taylor to rise from her grave?
I want the world to throw Salami and Cheez Whiz sandwich's at Lindsay and draw nasty stick men and throw them at her too....chuck a crock pot and a casserole at her...whatever it takes to get this thing to GO AWAY.
Lindsay Lohan has officially been voted The LJHSM Velveeta Hag Award.
STICK PEOPLE
I enjoy the odd bumpersticker.
I especially enjoy those bumper stickers in the Southern US.
I DO NOT ENJOY THOSE DUMBASS STICK PEOPLE WHICH ARE ALL THE RAGE.
If you concur, I strongly suggest you click here.
CHEEZ WHIZ
Parker here..... my house has crockpots.
I don't enjoy casseroles other than Mac and Cheese. Real Mac and Cheese. Made with a pound of sharp cheddar Mac and Cheese.
My mom stayed at home and cooked great meals (thus my big ass) and custom lunches that included salads, soups and various other non-sandwich main meals.
Imagine my horror when today I asked my 11 year old son what kind of sandwich he packed for lunch.... "salami and cheez whiz".
I don't enjoy casseroles other than Mac and Cheese. Real Mac and Cheese. Made with a pound of sharp cheddar Mac and Cheese.
My mom stayed at home and cooked great meals (thus my big ass) and custom lunches that included salads, soups and various other non-sandwich main meals.
Imagine my horror when today I asked my 11 year old son what kind of sandwich he packed for lunch.... "salami and cheez whiz".
Saturday, 7 January 2012
JUST NEED TO GET THIS OFF MY CHEST
My life is very Casserole right now.
In the Fall my life was very Crock Pot and frankly that was bad enough.
At least my life is not Velveeta Cheese - YET.
These are three things I didn't believe to be real until I had endured two of them.
These are three things my Gloria Vanderbilt-esque Mother would NEVER have let in the house:
Casseroles
Crock Pots
Velveeta Cheese
Now I know why.
In the Fall my life was very Crock Pot and frankly that was bad enough.
At least my life is not Velveeta Cheese - YET.
These are three things I didn't believe to be real until I had endured two of them.
These are three things my Gloria Vanderbilt-esque Mother would NEVER have let in the house:
Casseroles
Crock Pots
Velveeta Cheese
Now I know why.
STINK NICE
I have been doing a little research on 80's perfume or as my nephew referred to it when he was a small child in the 80's - Stink Nice.
It seems that the Caroline girls (the mean girls) wore Vanderbuilt.
This is a shame because THEE Gloria is not a mean girl.
Samantha wore Cinnabar and as my research (haha) shows, Cinnabar by Estee Lauder is a suburban scent.
Parker and I wore Lauren.
Lauren Perfume by Ralph Lauren was launched by the design house of Ralph Lauren in 1978.
Lauren is recommended for daytime wear.
I'd mix it up and wear Ysatis Perfume by Givenchy in the evenings, special occasions and any time that wasn't daytime -ish.
Ysatis was launched by the design house of Givenchy in 1985 and it quickly became my signature scent for a long time.
OUR Jake Ryan wore Polo by Ralph Lauren.
OUR Jake Ryan didn't bathe in it like the wannabe "Big Man On Campus" group did.
OUR Jake Ryan just slightly wafted of it as he would pass by our lockers.
***Caroline & Samantha from Sixteen Candles DUH - incase you have been living under that crack rock with Jim Carrey and Charlie Sheen.)
It seems that the Caroline girls (the mean girls) wore Vanderbuilt.
This is a shame because THEE Gloria is not a mean girl.
Samantha wore Cinnabar and as my research (haha) shows, Cinnabar by Estee Lauder is a suburban scent.
Parker and I wore Lauren.
Lauren Perfume by Ralph Lauren was launched by the design house of Ralph Lauren in 1978.
Lauren is recommended for daytime wear.
I'd mix it up and wear Ysatis Perfume by Givenchy in the evenings, special occasions and any time that wasn't daytime -ish.
Ysatis was launched by the design house of Givenchy in 1985 and it quickly became my signature scent for a long time.
OUR Jake Ryan wore Polo by Ralph Lauren.
OUR Jake Ryan didn't bathe in it like the wannabe "Big Man On Campus" group did.
OUR Jake Ryan just slightly wafted of it as he would pass by our lockers.
***Caroline & Samantha from Sixteen Candles DUH - incase you have been living under that crack rock with Jim Carrey and Charlie Sheen.)
Friday, 6 January 2012
FAREWELL MY FRIEND
Libby and I use this blog to make each other laugh. A lot.
I interupt our laughs for a moment to say goodbye to my favourite artist Steve Walker.
Farewell my friend. Your talent always had me in awe.
Thursday, 5 January 2012
WHAT'S HAPPENIN' HOT STUFF?
A Gedde Watanabe "sighting" was featured on TMZ last night.
They asked him if his character Long Duk Dong made him popular with the ladies.
He replied something like: "Look at me, what do you think?" leading straight in to his famous giggle.
Long Duk Dong, you will always have a special place in these blogger's hearts.
Wednesday, 4 January 2012
OUR POSTER CHILD
To Emma Stone:
We love you.
Not in the "Jim Carrey - Creepy - Manic Depressed - Lunatic Who's Stalking Me way."
(He should go crawl back under that crack rock with Charlie Sheen).
We love you because you take on movie role characters who are the target of bullying and mean girls.
You may recall, I gave "Easy A" an easy A+++.
I just watched The Help and loved your character in that movie just as much.
Man Oh Man, The Help was chalk full of mean girls.
Emma, we at LJHSM nominate you as our "Take A Stand Against Mean Girls" Poster Child.
We love you.
Not in the "Jim Carrey - Creepy - Manic Depressed - Lunatic Who's Stalking Me way."
(He should go crawl back under that crack rock with Charlie Sheen).
We love you because you take on movie role characters who are the target of bullying and mean girls.
You may recall, I gave "Easy A" an easy A+++.
I just watched The Help and loved your character in that movie just as much.
Man Oh Man, The Help was chalk full of mean girls.
Emma, we at LJHSM nominate you as our "Take A Stand Against Mean Girls" Poster Child.
Tuesday, 3 January 2012
Monday, 2 January 2012
NEW YEARS RESOLUTION
My New Years Resolution is slightly different from Parker's.
I will not be exercising
but
I will be exorcising
all in effort to of get John Bender out of my life for good.
Seriously man, stop inviting me (us) to your kids birthday parties.
I need to find this t-shirt to inspire me further...as if I need to be more inspired on this subject.
I will not be exercising
but
I will be exorcising
all in effort to of get John Bender out of my life for good.
Seriously man, stop inviting me (us) to your kids birthday parties.
I need to find this t-shirt to inspire me further...as if I need to be more inspired on this subject.
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