Friday, 27 January 2012

DEAR MR. KOTTER, JUAN EPSTEIN WONT BE IN CLASS TODAY, SIGNED EPSTEIN'S MOTHER

Robert Hegyes, who played  Juan Luis Pedro Felipo de Huevos Epstein the Jewish Puerto Rican Sweat Hog, in 1970s comedy "Welcome Back, Kotter," died on Thursday at age 60.
The way he played that character was awesome!

My all time favorite Epstein quotes, including one that by today's standards would be politically incorrect:

* "Do you know what it's like being Puerto Rican Jew? Half my family steals clothes, the other half tailors them!"

** "I got a note from my mother anytime I can."

*** "Hey, Mr. Kotter, I got a note!"
all his excuse notes said: "Signed Epstein's Mother.

**** "Up your Nose with a Rubber Hose!"

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