BAGGED LUNCHES

I hate them. I will always hate them.
I LOVE Parker's mother.
Parker's mother made her amazing lunches.
You know the kind...a variety of yummy items all packed in matching Tupperwear.
My mother chucked a handful of Laura Secord Chocolates in a brown bag along with an apple and a Water Cress sandwich OR even better, Pate.
I ate the chocolates and the rest went STRAIGHT TO THE GARBAGE BIN.
I'd tell my mother that her lunches were beyond gross.
Her reply was always: "The Queen's favourite sandwich is Water Cress."
I love the Queen but I've never wanted to eat lunch at Buckingham Palace.
So then I have a teenager (he's 24 now) and decide that I will be like Parker's mother and go all out with the bagged lunches.
He wouldn't eat them.
He liked my mother's lunches...ass kisser.