I was just doing some online shopping for...what else...undergarments.
I was given a gift card at Christmas and thought I'd use it.
Can someone please explain how the hell 40+ year old females - IN THE REAL WORLD - are expected to look good in skimpy, lacy, hot pink and leopard print God knows whats???
The thought of picking a thong out of the crack of my ass all day long....UGH!!!!
Tell me, what's with all this extra padding and pushup-ping in bras?
By the time I hoist my girls up to where they look decent, I have plenty of whatever they are trying to add to.
And why is everything patterned???
Honestly, the fabric patterns, textures and colours that are crammed in to one small item of clothing make it look like 80's Madonna barfed in your underwear drawer.
What happened to the standards like white, nude and black?
What happened to natural fibers like cotton and silk?
Stupid Geek, you have no idea what you have done.
A pair of Sixteen Candle-watching 40-somethings who are still waiting for Jake Ryan to give them back their panties. Add us on twitter @johnhugheslied and Parker Young on Facebook.
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