THE RISKY BUSINESS OF CHER-ING BOYS

Long before Cher sang about Life After Love and the Drag Queens claimed her for only themselves, she was the world's much celebrated 1st Cougar and was the Queen of Hetero.
In the 80's, that rascal Cher, started flaunting her ability to bedazzle men half her age. She went through these young men like they were a bag of bagels. We cheered: RIGHT ON!
From The Bagel Boy all the way to.....brace yourselves as you remember this one.....shacking up with Risky Business himself, Tom Cruise, Cher left a trail of handsome young hunks all over the place.
Before all that fun, on the cusp of the 80's, Cher was living "as close to a domesticated life" with Mr. Gene Simmons as possible and rumours of marriage abounded.
Just throwing this out there -
If you cross Cher with Gene Simmons you'd get something that resembles Kat Von D, no?
Kat Von D was born in 1982. See where I am going with this one?

"Oh, her mother's blood will curdle, If she'd hear, Her baby's queer for All That Chaz."

-CHICAGO THE MUSICAL (kinda)