A few weeks ago, a Cougar friend, asked me to set up a fake profile on a free dating site to spy on the man she was dating. You'll notice I said "was dating" because I busted the jerk!
The point of this story is not that part.
My phony profile did not have a display photo and stated that I was 35 years old, just out of a 5 year relationship and looking for a good time.
To my horror, within minutes of creating the bogus profile, the inbox started to fill up with hopeful perves!!!
Again, not the point of my story.
One of these pervos called himself...now get this...WING DING DONG!
At first glance I read his name as Long Duck Dong and then I keeled over laughing until I thought I would puke!
Curiosity got the best of me (as it does more often then not) and I clicked to view Wingdingdong's profile. Obviously I was expecting to see Long Duck Dong or a version of.
NOPE!
Wing Ding Dong was approx 56 years old, in a full time relationship and looked like a caucasian British Jazz musician with soul patch to boot.
The point of my story is; If you were a teenager in the 80's, no matter where you go or what you do, John Hughes movies are always in the background of our minds!
FYI: I then tried to delete the profile and couldn't!
Dating site rules said it had to stay up for 24 hours....43 more random messages to the faceless profile! EW!
A pair of Sixteen Candle-watching 40-somethings who are still waiting for Jake Ryan to give them back their panties. Add us on twitter @johnhugheslied and Parker Young on Facebook.
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