A dear friend was in attendance at the Toronto Film Festival Madonna Gala last night.
It got me thinking....
The Material Girl is getting long in the tooth.
IMO, Madge has been irrelevant for some time now, however, here are some things I do presently appreciate about her. She continues to lower the bar :)
Her style: Her clothing is neither retro nor cutting edge, it is just out of date.
Her hair: Can't feel too bad about mine when all that money doesn't fix hers. Black roots were always her trade mark. I'd guess she has the black roots added in these days to cover the grey?
Her face: All that goopy make-up doesn't cover her bad plastic surgery.
Speaking in a British accent when you are full blown American is just plain strange. If I am not mistaken, she was Italian at one point in her life?
Insisting on directing and acting when the whole world tells you: "You suck at both!" is so Mick Jagger....wait a minute, I mean 4 minutes...maybe Mick is the inspiration for the accent!?!
It got me thinking....
The Material Girl is getting long in the tooth.
IMO, Madge has been irrelevant for some time now, however, here are some things I do presently appreciate about her. She continues to lower the bar :)
Her style: Her clothing is neither retro nor cutting edge, it is just out of date.
Her hair: Can't feel too bad about mine when all that money doesn't fix hers. Black roots were always her trade mark. I'd guess she has the black roots added in these days to cover the grey?
Her face: All that goopy make-up doesn't cover her bad plastic surgery.
Speaking in a British accent when you are full blown American is just plain strange. If I am not mistaken, she was Italian at one point in her life?
Insisting on directing and acting when the whole world tells you: "You suck at both!" is so Mick Jagger....wait a minute, I mean 4 minutes...maybe Mick is the inspiration for the accent!?!
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