IF YOU DONT WEAR PANTIES THEN HOW WILL JAKE RYAN RETURN THEM?

Sadly, this Snooki generation does not understand the importance of wearing panties.
To: Snooki, Lindsay, Xtina, Paris, Britney and the rest...,
I feel quite confident saying this:
If you dont wear panties, you'll never truly understand and/or appreciate Jake Ryan's gesture of returning Samantha's.
True, if you dont wear panties "The Geek" has nothing to ask you for HOWEVER The Geek wont need them anyway.
His friends will take his word for it because you are a known tramp.