Dear Billy Idol,
In case you are reading our blog today, I've taken steps to translate my earlier post in to something you can read.
Obviously I love you slightly more then Parker (actually, probably not.);
BILLY IDOL DOESN'T USE MISTLETOE
Parker asked "White Christmas or White Weddin'?" and I am answering:
Today, at this moment, I would Scapa Fla wif White Christmas over White Weddin'.
I 'eaven and 'ell loike this grahn up Billy Idol.
He's very swanky, 'is aged sneer makes us Orange Peel loike the bloomin' jokes on someone else And
Christmas Billy looks loike 'e may scoot ya past the chuffin' mistletoe and slip it ter ya behind the bleedin' tree ;)
I wouldnt 'ate christmas parties if Billy Idol was there,
I also wouldn't wear underwear....
In fact, I'd thra me Jack Jones Christmas Moriarty if Billy would join us.
Happy Birthday Billy Idol
A pair of Sixteen Candle-watching 40-somethings who are still waiting for Jake Ryan to give them back their panties. Add us on twitter @johnhugheslied and Parker Young on Facebook.
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