JUSTIN BEIBER HAS A CHRISTMAS ALBUM

If I were a present day Tween, I'd be CRAZY for this kid but I am not a Tween...not even close.
Back when we were, Parker and I were CRAZY for Donny Osmond.
Actually we still are.

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Drew Barrymore and Donny Osmond's love child = Justin Beiber :)
There are approx 100 Osmond's in that family so, Donny and Drew chose to name their love child by a different last name.
A last name that I think Drew made up after she hit the bottle hard and tried to say Barrymore really fast.


By now, dear reader, you should know we are experts in this department.
You heard it here first :)