IN MY DREAMS BILLY IDOL DOESN'T USE MISTLETOE

Parker asked "White Christmas or White Wedding?" and I am answering:

Today, at this moment, I would go with White Christmas over White Wedding.

I REALLY like this grown up Billy Idol.

He's very swanky, his aged sneer makes us feel like the jokes on someone else

AND

Christmas Billy looks like he may scoot you past the mistletoe and slip it to you behind the tree ;)

I wouldnt hate Christmas parties if Billy Idol was there,

I also wouldn't wear underwear....

In fact, I'd throw my own Christmas party if Billy would join us.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILLY IDOL